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A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.
“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”
To hurt/ injure one's testicles.
Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
When something isn't going right: defining the bad.
It's the opposite of when something is "lit"
Jake: WW3 is supposed to happen in 2021
Nick: "this one lit now"
A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.
We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.
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a woman, usually (but not necessarily) attractive and with a multitude of potential suitors, that has relationships that averagely last for no longer than a period of seven days. These women are quite treacherous and hard to spot, but if you do manage to detect a One Week Wendy it is highly advised the you steer clear of them. Only masters of female manipulation or those looking for relationships with little emotional investment should seek to court these vile creatures.
Person A: Oh man I'm pumped to go out with that girl i met at the bar last week! She's so hot and smart and we like all the same things!
Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!
An amazingly well written murder mystery book including admittedly High School drama but still got pretty complex characters. You can only love it! Thanks for your work Karen M. McManus
A: Did you already read One Of Us Is Lying for school?
B: Are you kidding? I read it like 7 times before. Bronwyn is my sister in a way lol.
A term used by car guys to describe cars with no LSD (limited slip diff)
Daniel: I just got an NA mazda miata
Car guy: dose it have an LSD though
Daniel not sure...
Car guy: that's a one peel machine man get an lsd