when a man slaps someone with his sweaty, stubbly, balls
i got scratches from tom giving me the sticky sandpaper slap
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On March the 17th all boys single or Taken should Slap a girls ass. If your taken then Slap your girls ass and see her reaction.
"Hey Jonny its March 17th you know what that means"
"Yes I do Max Slap girls ass day"
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An activity where two naked or partially clothed men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.
Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Fuck yeah! Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!
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Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.
Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
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When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap
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Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls
3π 1π
On this day, you have full consent to smack your homieβs (or your girlfriendβs) cock
βHey Geraldβ βHey bro, you know what day it is? Itβs National Dick Slap Day!β(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) βShit Homie that was goodβ βNo problem broβ
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