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the sticky sandpaper slap

when a man slaps someone with his sweaty, stubbly, balls

i got scratches from tom giving me the sticky sandpaper slap

by assavengers January 4, 2009

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Slap girls ass day

On March the 17th all boys single or Taken should Slap a girls ass. If your taken then Slap your girls ass and see her reaction.

"Hey Jonny its March 17th you know what that means"
"Yes I do Max Slap girls ass day"

by Amber Ross March 16, 2020

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two naked or partially clothed men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.

Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Fuck yeah! Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!

by Der Red Baron September 1, 2006

19πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

102πŸ‘ 123πŸ‘Ž


two fisted monkey slap

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it

Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap

by squirt kobain May 29, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Slap Ass Month (girls)

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls

slap ass month (girls)

by Jennywlliamssss September 24, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

β€œHey Gerald” β€œHey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) β€œShit Homie that was good” β€œNo problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 13, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž