When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.
Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!
A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt
You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart
When one jumps into a pool but naked and releases his or hers anal fluids
I did a wet weezle just the other day
A portmanteau of wet and vegetables. Coined by Guy Fieri in the tv show The Great North.
Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."
A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.
Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-
Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose
Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.
Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?
Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....