hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks
When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.
Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack
The fuzz left on a toilet seat from someone's nasty ass crack.
Clean up your nasty crack fuzz!
This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt
Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed
crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs
nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew
When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.
"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm
"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"
One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.