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A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.
i just got dumped by Alex!?
“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t
The best cosplayer!! Any Alex is a sweet person. No doubt about it.
Person 1: Have you met Alex?
Person 2: No. What’s she like?
Person 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!
he's the shit, he's the master rizzler, and he's 10/10 going to ghost you. don't trust them male alexens.
alejandro: dont trust alex bro hes a girl hopper
alex: i wouldnt say girl hopper, i would say 'adventurous'
alen; shut up alex
This day is to appreciate anyone named Alex. If you know someone named Alex, or are even taken by someone named Alex. Let them know your appreciation for them, and let them know that they're loved.
me: "bro its Alex appreciation day do you know what that means?"
friend: "no? whats it mean?"
me: "it means we have to contact anyone named Alex, and tell them how much we appreciate them."
Some Asian person with a mother named Louise, brother is inbred and African, he fucks mitchell hodgsons arsehole and teabags George tindles face.
Fuck off Alex Jepson
Creator of peepeepoopoo check. Absolute legend. In other words, he is just a famous, jewish, soundcloud rapper.
"I fucking love Alex Schor"
"Yes."