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A female breast, covered in chocolate
I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle
When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.
A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.
I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.
A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce
the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.
i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'
When your partner has diarrhea get it and rim a cup with it and drink out it, out of respect.
My partner ate 3 laxatives so i did a chocolate rim.
When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.
I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.