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When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.
Also called "fajonesing"
You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.
Describes something the Facebook Tard would do.
Suzie just posted the same thing five different times.
Man, she is Facebook Tardilicious!
"Facebook know" means to know someone only through Facebook. You've never met, talked or texted, but you know many details about each other through posts that appear in the other person's feed and replies to those posts.
I've never met Jim, but I Facebook know him very well.
Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
Facebook night shift is what is completed when someone makes many posts during the nighttime
“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift”
A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
Facebook only family's crack me up.
A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.
"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."