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A less dramatic version of a mid life crisis. You start to reflect on the good ol' days and wish you were back there.
I can't stop thinking about shit from back in the day. Think I'm having a mid life crisis.
Nah man, sounds like mid life musings to me you're all good.
if someone tells you to kill ur self, say to them: "if i were to kill myself, i would climb up to your ego level, and jump down to ur IQ level."
i used it on someone and they never spoke to me again. so i call it the Comeback of a life time
Getting shit-faced on a Wednesday due to drink specials at numerous bars even though you know you have responsibilities like work or school the next day.
I know I have class tomorrow, but it's $2 Margarita night. I love Waste-of-Life Wednesdays!
Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.
Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'
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Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'
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Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'
That point in your life where you begin to reimagine a new and improved you. With growing pains along the way. It’s like a crisis but better. Quarter-life reawakening
Did you see Kelly getting ready to publish that book detailing the ins and outs of her childhood trauma? She’s not having a quarter-life crisis. She’s having a quarter-life reawakening
Hentai is my life
Weeb 1: what do you do in your spare time
Weeb 2: Hentai is my life
Weeb 1: same
When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.
Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing
Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!
Soccer son: no thanks mom.