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Sunglasses that are similar to those worn by renowned guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani
Hey, nice Joe Satriani glasses.
Thanks.
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The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.
If only they knew.
I went to the whore house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.
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Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.
"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."
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what stupid teenyboppers call green day's lead singer and guitarist even though his real name is billIE joe armstrong. with an IE! yes, it is pretty sad. normally accompanied by, IS A TOTAL SEXXX GAWD! or FUSE ROX!
teenybopper: OMG! I TOTALLY <3 BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG!
normal person: its billie joe, with an IE, glue sniffer. go listen to good charlotte or something.
teenybopper: COOL! JOEL MADDEN IS TOTALLY HAWT! DID U LIKE KNO THAT HE IS DATING HILARY DUFF?!
normal person: why are you still talking to me?
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n. A cup of coffee, either filter, instant, or percolated, but not a capo bloody chino. Geddit?
Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee
Waiter: What sort of coffee, sir?
Customer: Eh?
Waiter: I mean, we have cappuccino, mocchaccino, mac-
Customer: No dude, just a plain old cup o joe
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A sexual manuver in which one mexican man and two women are involved.The man takes a large dump on one of the womens' chest and then the other woman lays on top of the first making a sloppy joe rodriguez sandwich.
Man,i sure am looking forward to giving you two beyotches a sloppy joe rodriguez.
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