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A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.
"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."
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Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. I am drowning. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Did you see that Indian?"
"Yea what did he say?"
"he said 'Hello, I am under the water.'"
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when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast
When my aunt arlene died i pulled a sponge in the holy water real fast
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When a man peas in a water flask and then shoves it up his ass. Then he plays the flute really hard and bubbles the piss. The piss drain into his stomach and he throws up everywhere and shits the flask out which covers him in piss and shit. He then mixes all of his poop,piss, and vomit and Diet Coke into the flask and drinks it, causing his stomach to rupture and bleed out and die. You also have to do this in northern Tennessee
Guy:you here about Connor
Guy 2: yeah I heard, he did the Northern Tennessee water flask special
Miacheal jorden: jumpsot
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A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.
Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny
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A negative response to a request or complaint about not having something. Just because someone wants it doesn’t mean they’re going to get it. If someone says this to you, you are definitely not getting it.
Kid: But mom I really want a new iPhone!
Mom: People in hell want ice water.
Scenario friend is on the toilet taking a crap and it stinks tell him to"Put some whater on that shit!"
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