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When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
Omg look at that texture… I think I just got an Art-boner!
A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."
"oh look, a Boner Vernon"
"Hide the fetal children"
Any type of noun, verb, adjective, or other form of matter which causes a boner or an erection (both male and female). It's actually pretty self explanitory. Can be pluralized as "boner producers". Can be an occupation; "boner producing".
That chick has a job in boner producing.
She's one hot boner producer.
When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner
Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm
Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams
When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
when you bend your dick left you get a random wish
random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner