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Adiós George Santos

Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.

During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.

The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.

For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!

George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.

The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 02, 2023


King Georged

Not responding to complaints or requests until people accept their fate
Based on how King George III ignored the complaints of the colonists until they gave up

A: When I asked my mom if I could go to the library in my friend's car, she just left me on read. Then when I tried to call her, it went straight to voicemail.
B: Dude, you totally got King Georged!

C: *has no friends* Bunch of fucking nerds.

by PinkGradientMan October 02, 2018


george mitchell school

a really shit school in leyton where a bunch of retards tried to protest for no reason. also a school with a lot of fat people

george mitchell school is the lowest rated school in leyton

by cuckoldery123 April 30, 2023


gorgeous george

defines george travers as a sexy man

hay gorgeous george

by sugdaleftone July 19, 2022


George Joseph

THE BEST PERSON EVER

He’s such a cool guy, he’s must be George Joseph

by George_Joseph October 28, 2023


George Bush’s neck

A particularly used and worn out vagina.

Man mission accomplished I just got in that George Bush’s neck

by Ameister321 October 02, 2018


George Bushed

The act of walking near a bush and getting pushed in the bush after the aggressor says something about George, the aggressor then runs away.

Cody: “Hey Jay you know George is coming?”
Jay: “George?”
Cody: “George Bush jackass”
*Cody pushes Jay into the bush*
*Cody runs away*
Jay: “I can’t believe i got George Bushed”

by Daimatron May 06, 2025