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Horrible Life Decisions

Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.

Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'

or

Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'

or

Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'

by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2010


Quarter-life reawakening

That point in your life where you begin to reimagine a new and improved you. With growing pains along the way. It’s like a crisis but better. Quarter-life reawakening

Did you see Kelly getting ready to publish that book detailing the ins and outs of her childhood trauma? She’s not having a quarter-life crisis. She’s having a quarter-life reawakening

by Poet678 October 18, 2023


Your hair is life

Off the hook, baller, on fleek,

Yo girl, your hair is life!

by Auntang January 5, 2017


i hate life

i hate life

i hate life

by Funtimesareherr September 18, 2020

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mid life musings

A less dramatic version of a mid life crisis. You start to reflect on the good ol' days and wish you were back there.

I can't stop thinking about shit from back in the day. Think I'm having a mid life crisis.

Nah man, sounds like mid life musings to me you're all good.

by ald81 June 19, 2018


Hentai is my life

Hentai is my life

Weeb 1: what do you do in your spare time
Weeb 2: Hentai is my life
Weeb 1: same

by HentaiSenpai69 November 30, 2019


Grab life by the tip

When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.

Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing

Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!

Soccer son: no thanks mom.

by Trendyhoe June 21, 2018