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A game which requires no skill, a third of the game's playerbase being braindead kids under 13 who think fortnite is the best game ever, or that it is good, it isn't
Kyle: Hey Tony do you wanna play fortnite, or do you wanna sit there getting shit on, huh?
Tony: Fuck you Kyle
The most overrated video game ever.
John: Dude, I was playing Fortnite last night and it was epic!
Jack: Fuck you, only eBoy's like Fortnite.
In retrospect, not a bad game actually. It's just the cringey culture and the unnecessary publicity surrounding it that made it seem bad and overrated. Also, the old lobby music was such a gem.
Me in 2018: Ew fortnite is cringe
Me in 2021: I miss old fortnite
It is a video game that virgins play because they have spent all there money on v-bucks and cant take women on dates
Where we dropping boys-fortnite tryhards
A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.
Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?
Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you
Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!
Both Leave Game.
And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.
-Cuti Cakes
A dumb ass game that all the kids at my school talk about and all of them are gay
Kid:wanna play Fortnite!
Me:no you faget ass
Kid:sucks on controller