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An Australian Colloquialism for decoy poo shoes. Used in a high traffic office scenario.
'I have the nicest shoes in this office, so I pop my poo pluggers on so Sandra from accounts doesn't know I'm doing a poo'
Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.
We broke up but we're still going to be friends.
Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.
A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.
Wife: Did you get my shampoo?
Husband: Yes I did
Wife: okay i will wash my hair now
*5 minutes later*
Husband: Are you done?
Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!
Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬
Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡
The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.
“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”
Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.
That guy over there is such a poo wanker..
‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.
Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"