green 23

best basketball play ever

John..do a green 23.

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green eye

A condition where someone always thinks that what they don't have is better than what they have, i.e. that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

"Why's Shane hitting on that ho? His girl is fly."
"Dog, you know he got that green eye."

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Green Goblin Hunting

Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.

Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,

Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people

How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.

yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades

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green-eye

The figurative color you get in your eye when searching for pot.

He has green-eye. I think it's pretty self explainitory

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i green you

green(in terms of revealing love)
#meaning
*can't take my eyes off you
*am so into you
*shot full of love
*tree represent green
tree produces oxygen
and so i do need you to survive

i green you

you are my green
i green you,Darling

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the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.

joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!

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green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

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