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“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014
A program or code developer/hacker?
That old skeleton wrote in hexademical punch cards!
Best football team, we can beat Broadneck in a heartbeat, Broadneck just mad because we’re better💀
Old mill high Oh number one in Annapolis who us!!
when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole
( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)
When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving
I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
old fart alumni...