a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.
Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.
A TV show on MTV where 6 people 18-24 are chosen to live together in a RV and performe hard missions in order to obtain prizes. If a mission is failed they will have consiquences.
"Did you see that Veronica girl from Road Rules?"
A group of people recruited by MTV to do ridiculously lame missions in a winnabago with a fake cow skull on the hood. The road rules team usually consists of a big breasted hot chick, a black man who starts fights everyone who is usually the outcast, a gay man/and or lesbian, etc.
I'd rather masturbate to Madonna than watch Road Rules.
Rules on the road that are made 2 be broken
No more road rules!!!!