NOUN
A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies
“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”
When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
When you care so much you get hard
Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!
A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman
That chick is a total boner boat.
You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice
I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night
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When you jerk of to @cstoner0 (discord), aka tom.stoner, 's voice.
I had a Tom Boner so I fapped all night long.
When you’re so old you nutt ashes.
“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.