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Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 17, 2024


Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 13, 2022


Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard

Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!

by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 3, 2020


Boner Boat

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman

That chick is a total boner boat.

by Tha juice is loose June 5, 2011


Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by February 18, 2025

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Tom Boner

When you jerk of to @cstoner0 (discord), aka tom.stoner, 's voice.

I had a Tom Boner so I fapped all night long.

by Je'mappelle Lizzy February 18, 2025


fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.

“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.

by Chjdkahsbd February 16, 2019