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Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.
Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'
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Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'
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Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'
That point in your life where you begin to reimagine a new and improved you. With growing pains along the way. It’s like a crisis but better. Quarter-life reawakening
Did you see Kelly getting ready to publish that book detailing the ins and outs of her childhood trauma? She’s not having a quarter-life crisis. She’s having a quarter-life reawakening
Hentai is my life
Weeb 1: what do you do in your spare time
Weeb 2: Hentai is my life
Weeb 1: same
42.
The reason why is that advanced alien beings create a supercomputer, called Deep Thought, to figure out the answer to the so-called Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. After calculating for 7.5-million years, Deep Thought determined the answer was the number 42.
Me: What's the meaning of life?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: 42
Me: Why?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Yes.
never existed and will never exist
weeb: when will no game no life s2 will come out
life: never
No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first
“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”
“Wise words bro.”
A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.
"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."