When a mans penis is as wide as a soda can, but not long enough to reach the bottom. Synonymous with choad.
"Man, what a short, fat dick."
"Yeah, back where I'm from, we call that a pop can charm"
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a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Marilyn Monroe
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
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A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!
The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!
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1. A way of comparing a woman's vagina to that of a budding flower.
2. A girl loosing her virginity.
3. Hippie children smoking herb.
My pistol infiltrated the stamen to create out a child... a blooming flower... flowers popping off.
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The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)
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when you penetrate a virgin and you have to mop up the mess
Man that chick was the biggest pop n mop ever
Im taking your sister up to my room for a pop and mop
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