pop can poop

A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!

The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!

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infield pop fly

Wiping your ass, dunking the paper in the toilet, then throwing it on the ceiling. The follow up to the upper decker. Also known as an in the park home run.

Ken left an upper decker at Mikes house, then hit an infield pop fly.

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pill-popping trainwreck

a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Marilyn Monroe
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person

even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

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pop can charm

When a mans penis is as wide as a soda can, but not long enough to reach the bottom. Synonymous with choad.

"Man, what a short, fat dick."

"Yeah, back where I'm from, we call that a pop can charm"

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pop you one

When one punch knocks u out

You better square up cause he's gonna pop you one!

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flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

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Pop your corn

Similar to popping one's cherry. But but the term is concerned on how long the corn takes to pop, the butter takes to melt, and what kind of corn is being popped.

A man asked this hooker, "Can I pop your corn?" The man then proceded to pop the hookers kettle corn within 30 seconds, but he didn't butter it until 2 minutes later.

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