When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face
Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.
noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh
The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.
this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.
Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.
Jim, why are you walking funny?
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
The most amazing country pop duo made up of kayla Iutzwig and kelli iutzwig. There harmonies will leave you gasping for air and their looks will make you fall off a cliff. Better yet? They are sisters!
“Do you hear those harmonies? Must be Wild Fire.”
this term is used to describe something that is so sexy and magnificent or used when saying goodbye to someone;
Man I'm gonna go to bed peace is fire