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Cumming on a girls right shoulder and then left shoulder whilst singing the national anthem.
Mate, pulled an absolute blinder lastnight. Got involved with a bit o banana knighting with two birds. Forgot the words to the national anthem though. Cheeky.
when you stick your dick in a banana and jerk off with it
i bet that guy over there is a banana breacher
Fucking your neighbours roof with bananas at 12 am
When you are bored you say “I’m gonna have a banana peg” meaning chucking a banana at your neighbours house
weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use
"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet
you: hey i think i love you
me: oh.. well i really enjoy strange looking bananas
a word made by my bsf, meaning that ur a gay mf 😍
shutup u bendy banana
The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields
Whoa, Look its a dick banana tree