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One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.
"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."
"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."
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a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.
1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.
2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.
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Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.
Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)
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penis cock & testicles bollocks
alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said "would sir care to see the menu?"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
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When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)
My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.
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If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight
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Noun. Proper.
Definition 1: Official Motto of the US Pork Board
Definition 2: Pork, pud, shween.
Example 1: "The other white meat, it's what's for dinner."
Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."
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