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James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.
He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK
Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me
1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
1)Flipping someone off.
2) Passionately or meticulously sticking up the middle finger
3) Portraying your lack of care or hate in the form of lifting that finger in the middle of each hand up.
4) Saying fuck you in the form of a hand gesture
Did he just brandish the bird at me?
or
The chick gave me an attitude, so I brandsihed my bird and left.
a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature
person 1: hey dude why did you do that?
person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."
Avery bird has tiny shmeat, alas, this is compensated by his mega smart brain.
Avery bird is a gooning sigma, he might need to jelq, but he will 3D print a machine to do it for him.
Means to hold your hands back from swinging into a fight.
"Hold back my hands"
hands = birds
Steve: This guy been hitting on me and my friend all night.
Joe: If he comes at me, he's catch these birds
Steve: Hold on!
Joe: He's gonna get it
A fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her analhole waiting for the man to younger it out
Wow baby u getting that bird starch out good