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A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.
"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"
When you stradle a womans head and fuck her titties!
I liked her tits but not her face so i gave her a bum-brow titty fuck last night.
Dad, we got you this for your Christmas present!
Leaky Bum
Another name for a poo or poop.
Debbie: I’ll be back in a sec I just need to make some bum brownies.
John: I did not need to know that…
After forcing a huge crap out you feel sore and violated from the inside out.
Your arshole has been stretched to the max by the turd exiting.
Ned. what's the matter I thought you just needed a shit.
Mike. Yeah I did but it feels like I was reverse bummed.
The numbness in your anus after having anal sex for the first time.
I woke up with numb bum after last night's party... guess that means I'm gay.