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A euphemism for incestuous behavior, usually oral sex, with one’s sister.
“Alexander eats his sister every night.”
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
when you want to ask people who wants to ass
Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass
A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?
Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!
An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football
How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?
No, I tried every week.
Man, you must suck as fantasy football.
Eat my add…
The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.
The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.
My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.