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Raptor Jesus

Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”

"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."

by thegoddamnsiege January 2, 2021

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jesus rips

The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.

“I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”

by Big egg unit April 8, 2021


Amish Jesus

Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.

Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022


Amish Jesus

Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.

Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022


Jesus Bomb

A Bomb the Lord would Love ... Redbull and Red Wine of your choice 🍷🙏 Get your wings and get right with Christ... Cheers

Mike you want a cherrybomb?! Nah bro lets do a Jesus Bomb !!

by B k i z z l e January 15, 2022


Jesus Bomb

Dropping a Eucharist into wine and downing the whole thing.

Jesus died so that we could take Jesus bombs.

by Pizza_king_jc July 31, 2021


Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018