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To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.
When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."
Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"
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the act of sitting ur woman on a chair placing a siv on her head with wet diaorhea in it and letting it slowly dribble down her face.
''Last thursday i so king louie the thirtenthed this girl, it was soo awesome"
A big juicy man with a PHAT GYAT, a 9 inch dick, and a strong sexual attraction towards even juicier men.
Person 1: Yo, have you met Nathan Harris King yet?
Person 2: Nah, but I heard he gives CRAZY slop.
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Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell
Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire
When You type anything (facebook status, comment, text message) and forget to spell check what you wrote. Any sentence that leaves you baffled and you have to fill in your own blanks to understand it.
"I aggexrvf hate me Tgedfttf is a king kas moment"
"Let go cuz is about tim for the party to start is a king kas moment"
"a King kas moment is I think concrete and stats deserve another stats...I still hate these classes"
"I can explain it to you nest timeI see u bit is super easy and it help u on your taxes because you a practical self employed king kas moment"
Some one that amazing also known as life of boris on youtube
King
Youtuber boris the shaslick king
Life of boris
Takes glory and boast how he is the hottest shit in the world but is the truest coward
James: “wow, you didn’t do anything besides camping and taking my shit, you’re a massive fuck king