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The national anthem of the United Kingdom. I for one hate the song, it doesent inspire me with patriotism, it has nothing to do with British culture and it has neo-facism writen all over it. They should change the national anthem to "three lions", after all football is much more popular in Britain than the queen.
God save the queen, here facist regime
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When somebody says something that is so dumb on a fundamental level, you look shoot a metaphorical look at the man in the sky like, "Bruh, you really created that?"
Girl 1: "OMG should I use Valenica or Earlybird?"
Zakee: Look at God
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The very last in the saga of ur mom gay insults. Use this at your own risk. By the time Donald Trump says this to Kim Jong Un WWIII will have started and ended, causing earth to be removed from existence.
Johnny: ur mom gay
Rayden: That May be true, but, *takes a defensive stance* ur god a fraud!
Johnny:*a rift in space-time is opened causing a massive explosion, Johnny is sucked in as Rayden is obliterated by the explosion*
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The 11:11 gods is a reference to the higher being dealing with the wishes made at 11:11 and usually decide to do the complete opposite with ones wish therefore causing distress and total sorrow in life.
11:11 gods
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This is always a Nikoli or Nicholas. He makes an amazing friend and fantastic lover. He knows exactly how to please a woman. Usually with deep thick strokes. He has made women almost pass out from pleasure. He has many women that want his attention, but he is very selective. You have to earn his attention.
Nikoli the Sex god made me scream last night.
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The best news story on SnapChat, which the host posts only the Realest shit on there.
Yo check out Gods News, Nigga it is the best thing I have ever seen!
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