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when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.
shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.
diana: hey wtf?
shana: what?
diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.
shana: oh sorry. fml.
The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.
You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.
When you have no idea if someone wants to give you a hand shake, hug you, or give you a high 5. Usually ends extremely awkwardly.
Aww shit, I just had a Hand Hug 5 moment
a person who has a hard time paying for things, not for lack of money, but lack of wanting to spend their own money.
"last night I went out with JT and once again got stuck with the bill."
"Uh oh, he might have caught Hand to Pocket disease, I hear it has been going around"
when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls
dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday
Having sex doggy style, reach your whole hand into her anus and grab your penis through the wall of the vagina and anus increasing internal friction.
Kyle was sure not to pull out while he had an arm in the Kalahari Hand-trap.