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1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)
2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex
2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
One who is hated by everyone once they have met him, but because of his humble demeanor and fights ass kickings all tend to find themselves loving him. He is also known for fucking all the dirtlegs and other women throughout the traphouses. Men envy him and women crave him...
You see that nigga trappedout Jesus? He just pulled both them bitches off to his room and dude didn't even care it was his girl and sister.
Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.
"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
Fat shit who doesn't do there homework and watches tik tok during his class and smells like are pit. And also doesn't brush there teeth
"Did you go to jesus Juarez' house" "yah" "how did you survive" "I just was holding my breath " "dam I got to try that"
Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
I was watching Jesus Cumming