Slavbro

Someone who is Slav, but lives outside of the Eastern Bloc, and only knows Slavic culture thru historical documentaries and from the FB Group Page Squatting Slavs in Tracksuits memes. Aka Me.

"You are slavbro, all people from EU hate you."

**Slavbro squats low in adidas, drinks vodka, smokes a cigarrette, and then proceeds to blow the smoke into the EU's face."

Hardbass Jesus

Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.

"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do

Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"