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Tucking your penis between your legs and having your girlfriend blow you from behind
You wouldn't believe it, I gave her a crying game last night. She love it.
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When you go on a management retreat and your CEO breaks down crying like a little girl because when he was a young man, his blue-collar parents wouldn't let him spend their hard-earned cash to major in music and be an opera singer.
"Can you believe the crying game we just had to sit through?"
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"I wonder if this is going to be another episode of "the crying game" because his parents don't love him."
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Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.
"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-
Grand Gaming Indeed (AKA GGI) Is a clan or group based mostly of LGBT players that play video games together. We are continuously trying to grow and spread awareness of the LGBT community, and help young kids get the courage to speak out and not feel that they should hide their feelings. The clan is currently growing on Fortnite and Rocket League and its founded by ST128.
Hey D. Did you see that Grand Gaming Indeed clan? I am thinking about joining them. It would be nice to have someone to talk to since i cant talk to anyone in my family about my feelings.
The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
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A variation of the pizza game in which a bagel is used.
"You'd have to be a jew to play the bagel game over the pizza game."
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the most ghetto game on earth is dorm ball. You have a trach can, no rules, and an empty water bottle. you do the math
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