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Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa
Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac
Pocket pollo is when there is a hole in your pocket and you are playing with your penis through it.
Anthony just ripped a hole in my pocket so I'm going to play some fucking pocket pollo during science class.
Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
Giving yourself, or receiving, a hand job through the pocket of your pants.
Got a pocket twist under the table last night bruh.
A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
“Fine Huzz Backpack Pocket” is slang for sticking your penis in a girl’s butthole, preparing for anal sex
Bro 1: “Dude, how was the experience?”
Bro 2: “Amazing, bro. On god I slipped it in her Fine Huzz Backpack Pocket”
Don’t bother with Anna, she keeps that money pocket zipped up tight. Her sister Penolope will lend anyone a few bucks though.....