butt-cheese

Toe-jam of the butt.

I have an accumulation of butt-cheese between my butt-cheeks.

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Cheese Plate

To make a fool of.

Some of the girls on Americas Next Top Model make a cheese plate out of Tyra Banks.

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Royale With Cheese

When a guy cums in a girl's hair then uses his cum as hair gel to spike her hair up in the shape of a crown.

What is that, hair gel?
Naah, he gave me a Royale With Cheese.

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Cheese Butter

What you get after ejaculating into a dirty/discharged vagina.

I hate smelling the "cheese butter" after sleeping with those prostitutes!

Hey Dave, i slept with dirty debby last night and made some proper rowdy "cheese butter",, i rubbed it in her face.

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cheese flail

Cheesehead eraser on a long bendy straw from Quaker Steak And Lube. Good for many many hours of entertainment.

CHEESE FLAIL!!!!!! RAH!!!... it broke :(

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Cheese Sarnie

Used to describe feelings of paranoia, usually following excessive drug consumption.

"Fooking ell mate, you look well fruity!"
"I know, Cheese Sarnie our kid."

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cheese pilot

A very cheesey individual.

Also a Army Helicopter pilot who since passing his flying course thinks he is better than everyone else on the planet

Dave, since passing your course you have become a right fucking cheese pilot!

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