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How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.

No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

person1: hey
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7 1 35

GAY, G is the 7th letter of the alphabet, A is the 1st and Y is the 35th letter.

"9' 13 7 1 35?"
"Surprised you only noticed now."

1-2

Note pattern from rhythm game called "osu!". Jumps are split into a 1-2 combo and this is supposed to increase the readability. Term and pattern popularized by mapper called Sotarks.

"Bro i can't believe I failed at the 1-2s again, it's literally the only hard part of the map. Give me my pp already."

17 and a 1/4

When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!

I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!

:snivy: :strawberry_face: :covid_flying_pig: :corn~1:

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In other words, john0512 got a 46 on mafclout chapter

:oars: :biswadev: reaction :snivy: :strawberry_face: :covid_flying_pig: :corn~1:

Female attractiveness scale (1-10)

A scale used to measure the attractiveness of women with 1 being the lowest or ugly as all get out and 10 being the highest or beautiful

On a female attractiveness scale (1-10) Megan fox is a complete 10 and their nappy headed crack ho looking thing on the corner is a 1 and that girl that ain't ugly or pretty just plain is a five

#1 Joseph Simp

#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟

me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!

gojo: who tf is that⁉️

me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)