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welp moment

a moment ig you could say is 'akward' in a way, but mainly you could use it when a room (or even in a game chat) is quiet or silent. you can also use welp moment anytime anywhere.

welp moment...

chat/room: silent...
person 1: welp moment
chat/room: huh?

by welp moment dumass November 17, 2020


A Duncan Moment

To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).

Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'

Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.

Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.

by Jerry the horny rat October 28, 2011


Tim moment

(when Sydney kicks Tim form a voice call and he doesn't join back)

"oh your not joining back after i kicked you, Tim moment"

by _LEE_ December 14, 2023


The John moment

This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.

" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "

by Jakerzireland March 15, 2015


Halo Moment

An Halo moment is when a Elite preferred species player joins a lobby full of regular Spartan models and proceed to call him racial slurs

*An Elite Preferred species player join a game of Halo 3's High Ground*
"ATTENTION EVERYONE, THERE IS AN ELITE PREFERRED SPECIES IN THE LOBBY. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO."
*Game chat filled with racial slurs*
*Elite preferred species leaves the game*
"Halo Moment."

by Obedientsole64 July 1, 2023


Kaia moment

When a bitch just do or say sum real stupid shit that just takes a lil bit of common sense to understand

*explains simple shit to someone - *person dont undertsand the simple shit, “kaia moment

by Sumrealstoopidstuff January 19, 2023


Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022