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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017


house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.

That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.

by bexbexbex April 1, 2021


Crushing the Steak House

Look Going down on Winton

I was crushing the steak house and he loved It

by Steken5423 February 15, 2022


Pan's House

A funny sitcom featuring everyone's favorite, Pan as the lead!

Oh hey did you see that episode of Pan's House last night?

by CutiePan February 1, 2021


Short to the house

Close to being home, mostly used in reference to being released from jail/prison soon.

Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.

by Wordwise_8 October 3, 2022


Slap house

Ocean king revenge of the hot line homie awakening plus COVID delta

I went the the slap house
To to try to come it but I
Took a nap time …. Ah duuu

by Let go fishing November 17, 2021


please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by June 19, 2022