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police in Tijuana vistor's welcome squad ( U no city police)
Ask tijuana mexican for Mexican Police Squad, say mucho Tacate , ho ho ho es muy richie gringo, Pull up mexican shorts high steppen large si, si senior we find U Mexican Police Squad.
Sing " I'm in Tijuana jail who will go my bail "
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Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.
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When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.
Cybil was again the overall champion with a 2.4 metre spray, of the Great Mexican Bean Stand-off.
The Holy Grail of sexual positions.
They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.
I came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.
They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..
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When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.
I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!
The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.
Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.
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The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.
El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.
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