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When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.
Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.
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noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.
"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"
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1) In the US military, the term Red-Con is short for Readiness Condition and is used to refer to a unit's readiness to respond to and engage in combat operations.
2) When a women suffer PMS it is said that she is in a state of RED-CON One because of her possible mood swings and readiness to fight over any subject.
We're going for the dinner but I have a Red-Con one bud. Meaning: My wife is really bitchy today and she has PMS so don't make inapropiate comments (bring bullet proof vest might be apropiate)
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1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off
2. Oh God how I love shitting!
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A blow job in an elevator while going up.
She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.
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When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
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noun: A tasty yet odd shot made with captain morgan and maple syrup (log cabin is the best)
Guy 1: Dude did you see Timm last night? He was messed up!
Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!
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