"When you have your head stuffed so far up your ass you hear shit "
Yep classic case if mind anal
A shot of campagne poured inside the rectal cavity. The drinker then procedes to lick it out.
"Dude! I drank an anal cham shot last night!"
wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.
Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.
When specs of feces are left on the penis after anal penetration.
“Yeah man my Dick was covered in anal ash”
Pussy whip is old news. To really keep a guy, you have to anal whip him. Show him you are the his soulmate by letting him stroke and murder that anus!!!
Girl, to keep these modern men -- You have to anal whip them...
An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.
Me and Josh got so hot and bothered we both had Anal fissures in less than an 30 minutes!