Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.

On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.

No-Boner

Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)

Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!

combat boner

What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.

Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.

Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2

Full Boneration

The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.

I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.

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Female boner

When your nipples get hard

Omg I got a female boner

Red Bull Boner

Big dick juiced of Red Bull.

Extremely powerful.
Extremely long lasting.
May turn purple.

I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.

All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.

Red Bull Boner

You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.

Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.

I got a red bull boner

How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?