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Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.
Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.
Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people
OMG, that kid's an Alex Lomuto!
A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.
Alex Lomuto farms small teams.
this guy is just the best man alive and basically yeah
yo Alex Prior i think you’re amazing, ughhhh
a boy who really loves jet skis
alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”
Average teen with balls the size of bowling balls
Alex Aristonic has large balls
Alex Chua in an uptight piece of shit. Everyone fake friends him because if he has no friends he goes psycho, he craves attention and always blames other people because he wants all the attention to him self. His ego is big and he only uses other people for him to go on top. He's selfish, arrogant, spoilt and unbearable, people just want him to go away.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Alex Chua, I can't stand him, he's such a bitch, no one likes him
Guy 2: I know right, I can't believe he thinks that he's so good
Guy 1: He literally made the whole class clap for him because he taught his joke was "funny"
Guy 2: He really needs to get a life