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If God is real he's roasting in he'll forever Sam.
Hym "Another day. Another dead shit-lib. Rest in Piss Michael Brookes."
When you have a huge bush and pee and dont wipe and then walk around with a pissy bush.
Leah went to the bathroom and she couldnt afford toilet paper and now has piss locks .
Bedding, stuffed chair, sofa, car seat and the like ruined by leaked urine from an incontinent user.
I seated myself in the movie theater, then said to my date, “Honey, this seat stinks; it’s all pissed out!”
When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds
“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”
The idea of pissing on the lid is when you literally say fuck it, and you do something in an unorthadox manner. It is a method of explaining how an act performed where not a single fuck was given.
"I couldn't find a parking spot, so I decided to piss on the lid and parked in the fire lane with my flashers on"
When you going commando and you have to piss. Some rolls out like a Cadillac.
Man, I had to piss so bad and I was cammando, that shit rolled out like a cadillac pissing!
essentially god dammit/doing poorly.
can also be used as a verb.
sucking piss, i’m doing terrible right now.
i’m absolutely sucking piss right now.