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The circus that is the Olympics.
If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.
Anyone who can drink a fuck ton but knows how to deal with it. Is always down to drink and have a good time but isnt annoying about it.
"Bro , bellas top boozer. She's always down to get fucked up but never needs to be taken care of."
A flat-footed shoe, usually worn among skaters and high school douchebags. Compared to most other skating shoes, they usually are high enough to hit the top of your ankle.
“Hey Kyle! Your shoes are so fucking weird!”
“Yeah Devan, these are my new high-tops.
Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"
Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.
Hey coon top
the act of pouring ihop syrup on a homie's dick and giving them a blowjob (not to be confused with an ihop footjob)
"last night my girl gave me the best ihop syrup top i've ever had."