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Bum Weed

Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.

Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.

"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"

"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"

"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"

by Crhubarb February 22, 2020


Bum tum

A "bum tum" is referring to a stomach ache.

"Bum" as in "bummed out" or " bummy"
"Tum" as in "tummy" or otherwise known as "stomach"

"Hey Josh, I can’t make it to your bar mitzvah 2nite"
"Aw common Elliot why not?"
"I’ve got a bum Tum"

by Funky smells August 13, 2023


bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021


tunkle bum

Tunkle bum is the action of looking at a Volkswagen Beatle whilst crying over the movie up

John commited a tunkle bum after exiting the theater

by Realname64 August 28, 2023


We are farmer's bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

Its a company idk

We are farmer's bum bum bum bum bum bum bum is a meme ig

by I make mugs May 31, 2022


BBF (Bare Bum Fart)

A BBF (noun) also known as a Bare-Bum-Fart is a farting position where one lowers their trousers and underwear, then parts their bum cheeks and breaks winds allowing the gas to seep into the surrounding area free from filtration of the layers of clothing that may cover the bumhole region.

1. Anna BBFed before her first date with Tom so that her underwear didn’t have brown stains on.

2. ‘Oops’ said Tom as he lowered his pants, ‘I must of forgotten to BBF (Bare Bum Fart) at some point today. My pants are brown, Mummy isn’t going to be happy.’

by ThatsNachoBurrito October 27, 2021


Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

by laurab193 May 8, 2011