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Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 26, 2010


Flesh Pocket

Using a body orfice to hide something, usually dope or contraband in prison.

I got pulled over, so I gave my dope to my girlfriend. She shoved it down her pants and into her flesh pocket so I didn't get caught.

When I got stripped down after visitation, I had the weed in my flesh pocket. Made it back to block, pulled it out, washed the baggies and made a mint selling it on the yard.

by Guitar God Jay November 14, 2015


Pocket Size

Used to describe the tiny sized popstar JC Chasez and his ability to fit in ones pocket.

“I told JC to fit his ass in my jeans since he wanted to act pocket sized.”

by TinyChasez July 19, 2021


hotter than a pocket

when a women or a man is just very attractive

Hey Lily, you are hotter than a pocket.

by siponthat January 3, 2017


pocket stylus

When your penis inadvertently acts as a stylus and performs an operation on your phone.

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If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.

"Can you put your phone in your other pocket?" Your pocket stylus is blowing up my phone.

by Mastro-K January 13, 2016


POCKET LIKE

POCKET LIKE
ˈpäkət-līk

preposition

1. touching the LIKE button while in a small bag sewn into or on clothing so as to form part of it, used for carrying small articles.
2. touching oneself inappropriately through the front of the pants

E.G. 1 - I just pocket liked something on Facebook by accident.

E.G. 2 - I just picked liked something in my pants, and its my penis.

by PocketPoolPlayer October 10, 2013


pocket pollo

Pocket pollo is when there is a hole in your pocket and you are playing with your penis through it.

Anthony just ripped a hole in my pocket so I'm going to play some fucking pocket pollo during science class.

by Nelson padillo February 26, 2016