poop pendulum

"Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.

"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."

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Poop Towel

Something fat people lay down on the bed during sexual intercourse to soak up any loose stool that migrates from their sphincters.

I'm glad we put that poop towel down Jackie, you squirted an awful lot out of your back cunt.

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Poop Soup

N. Something or someone that is unpleasant, of low quality or worth, disagreeable

You're working the graveyard shift instead of attending YOUR OWN party?! That's poop soup, bro.

My boss is so rude. She's totally poop soup

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poop man

kyubi

kyubi a poop man

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Reverse Pooping

The act of eating any mexican food, specifically fast food mexican via Taco Bell/Del Taco.

Its time to go to Taco Bell and watch lil Steven James reverse poop.

Seeing Steven James reverse pooping at Taco Bell was enough to make my stomach turn.

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Poop face

It means: a word for a 5 year old

5 year old: omg taylar your a poop face

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Mario's Poop

lets a poop

If you are an italian guy who just has to go you say Mario's Poop is almighty

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